Theology at age 7
My son (age 7): Dad, isn't it true that God is all of our fathers?
Me: I suppose.
My son: And isn't it true that Jesus is his son?
Me: Some people believe that.
My son: Wouldn't that make Jesus my brother?
Me: (wanting to say "go ask your mother.") I suppose...
My son: Then how come he isn't doing half of the chores around here?
Me: Go ask your mother.
Me: I suppose.
My son: And isn't it true that Jesus is his son?
Me: Some people believe that.
My son: Wouldn't that make Jesus my brother?
Me: (wanting to say "go ask your mother.") I suppose...
My son: Then how come he isn't doing half of the chores around here?
Me: Go ask your mother.

I guess there's no need to ask where he gets it, huh?
I love kid logic!