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Big Slick CONTEST!!!

Okay, we're T-minus several days until the shipping date of Big Slick and I wanted to have an exciting and fun contest before things get too kooky. As you know, I was sent my big box of books a few weeks back. Now that I've had my fun with them, I'd like to get a few copies into your hands (along with a few other supercool prizes).

Before we get to the contest, I'd like to stress that the winners will be getting one of the very books that appeared in my amazing tower of books. I can't guarantee which one, but as far as I'm concerned they are all important (I learned that at a team-building retreat I went to once).



There are two opportunities for big prizes in this contest, so keep reading!

The first contest is to write a caption for the following image:



Cute little buggers, arent they? I can just hear them chattering away now. Your caption can be funny, poignant, off-color, poker-related or not poker-related as long as it entertains the judges. But know that the judges like funny. Just think short and punchy, as if it's going to appear in a magazine. Winners will get a signed copy of Big Slick and a nifty set of poker chips, which at 11.5g or so per chip will not be cheap to ship! Email your caption to eric.luper@gmail.com with the subject heading "Big Slick Contest." You can enter as many times as you like but each entry should be in a separate email. Deadline for this portion of the contest is Thursday, September 20, 2007.

The other opportunity to win is for all of you bloggers, vloggers and podcasters out there. Mention my contest, post a pic of the tower of books along with it, and direct folks to my contest posting. Your name will go into a random drawing to win both a signed copy of Big Slick and a copy of the Ultimate Guide to Poker Tells: Devastate Opponents by Reading Body Language, Table Talk, Chip Moves, And Much More by Randy Burgess. Even if you're not a poker player, this book will teach you a ton about people. Just email me at eric.luper@gmail.com with a link to your announcement. If you've jumped through all the right hoops, you're in! Easy peasy! Deadline for this contest is Tuesday, September 18, 2007.




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I have no caption, but Eric, you continue to astound me.

Which means, if things work the way they usually do in life, you're probably secretly a serial killer.

I'm right, aren't I? Just admit it.

Oh, what the hell: here's my caption:

"Nuts? I'm up 1500, and NOW you tell me we're only playing for NUTS?!?!"
Actually, Brent, I'm a cereal killer. I poured sour milk into my Crunch Berries last week! I feel so guilty.
For obscurity: "I wish Mr. Coolidge would finish his painting. I can't hold this pose much longer."
For that, I take back everything I said. I now hate you. You are dead to me.
Here's a revision (I'm a writer, after all):

"Nuts? I'm up 1500, and NOW you tell me we're only playing for NUTS?!?! $%@%# that!"
But squirrels LOVE nuts. Not only is it hard to believe a squirrel would be upset over discovering he's been "only" playing for nuts, it's hard to believe a squirrel wouldn't be in the dark when nuts are involved. Squirrels are very aware and attentive of nuts, seeds, and half-eaten balogna sandwiches. If anything, he'd be disappointed to learn they were playing for inedible poker chips.
Cash, baby, cold hard cash. That's what THIS squirrel wishes he/she was playing for.
Sammy Squirrel said, "I have a pair of 2's."
Steven Squirrel said, "I have a full house."
and Suzy Squirrel the smartest squirrel of them all said, " I have a good idea, let's go buy a case of BIG SLICK and give them to all our friends for the holidays!"
I would like to think our judges are above being bribed.

I would like to think that.

(Anonymous)

I went with commercial, over caption!
~~Laura
That pic is hilarious. How about, "Dude, I gotta fold, if I come home with no nuts the wifes gonna kick my furry a$$ out of the tree." Okay, or maybe not. Congrats on your upcoming release. I can't wait to pick up a copy! I SO need to learn how to play poker.

Steph~
ps- I bet that Indian statue has scared the crap out of people in the middle of the night!
Now that's a caption true to the nature of squirrels!